Pastor Ole and Pastor Sven

Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.

One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:

DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!

As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

Shakin' his head, Rev. Ole says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."

"Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge Out?'"

Journaling

Have you ever had a time that you have so much on your mind, but yet you don't have any way to communicate it to people? I used to keep everything deep down inside of me, but lately I have found a wonderful way to let it all out, that is through journaling. In my journal I write all of my deepest thoughts, prayers, and dreams. I write things that I'll probably never tell another soul, yet if I were to hold them deep inside I would be incredibly moody and angry. It's a good way to unwind at the end of the day, releasing all of the pent up emotions that constantly flood our lives.

Cut, Cap and Balance Act

As a college student I'm asking Senators Lugar and Coats (from Indiana) as well as other members of the U.S. Senate to PLEASE vote for “Cut, Cap and Balance” because this will effect my entire life as a working adult, and my future family and children, as well as the lives of countless other young Americans. You hold the future of America in your hands…DON'T MESS THIS UP!

Quote

"You never know how far you can go

until you have to

RUN."

~Penny Chenery~

--Secretariat--