This Christmas carol is from a friend.....i think it's funny :)

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost picking at his nose.
A mule named carol being flung in the fire,
And folks dressed up like twinkle toes.
Everybody knows some turkey stole the mistletoe,
And now there's gonna be a fight.
Tiny tots with their eyes full of coal,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that Santa's on his way.
He just ran over jack frost with his sleigh.
And every mothers child is gonna cry,
Cause Rudolf got baked in a pie.
So I'm offering this simple phrase
From kids from 2 to 93.
Although its been said many times many ways,
Merry Christmas to you!